Willie hot water bottle

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Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs.

Place pieces right sides together. Pin and stitch around the outer edge of the hot water bottle cover taking a 1cm seam allowance. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the move.

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Penis Hot Water Bottle Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures. We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Keep for yourself to snuggle up next to in bed, or give as a gorgeous, thoughtful gift to someone special. You will need Coming in at over 30cm in length and 20cm in width, there is plenty of warm willy to go around! Raise the temperature a few degrees in bed with this cheeky penis shaped hot water bottle! Party & Celebration.Press under a 2cm hem at the bottom of each cover piece and insert the ribbon ties under the hems, about 8cm apart. Pin and stitch the hem. Unfortunately times have a-changed and an original VW Camper Van now costs a small fortune! Not to mention that we're now all a bunch of day-dreaming squares working 9-5 for "the man". Ugh! This simple craft project is so easy to recreate, and will keep you toasty and snug during the colder winter weather.