Put A Wet Paper Towel on It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools

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It can take a decade for an avocado from seed to be mature enough to grow fruit, and it might not fruit at all. It depends on a variety of factors.

The names of the different teachers are NQT,(newly qualified teacher) Longest-Serving Member of Staff (been there for years, started as dinner lady etc etc) Banter King, The Entertainer, Geordie PE Teacher, The Mother Hen, Eco Warrior, The Mood Hoover, The 'Miss Honey' Cards on the table - this is my first 'semi-professional review' of a book, so please be kind with any comments 🙈

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Leave it in that dark warm location until the taproot starts to protrude out the bottom. Don’t let the root get long otherwise it will grow bent. It should protrude just outside the seed… #6.Place On A Jar of Water Once Rooted

Beginning with an account of the different routes Adam and Lee took to enter the world of education, Wet Paper Towel covers the gamut of school life. It contains descriptions of the different types of teacher in a school and their individual styles, and reveals the dark secrets of The Staffroom. The book also takes in school assemblies, school trips, and classroom crazes: in fact, all of teaching life is here in all its guises. The Conclusion: BUSTED! Depending on how you wrap the paper towel it will either have no effect or slow down the cooling of your favorite drink. A heart-warming and hilarious look at life in the classroom from the teachers who host the most popular UK education podcast, Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast).

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Ever wondered what it’s like to be a primary school teacher? I think a number of parents over the past 18 months have had a vague idea but what’s it really like in the classroom? Well the Parkinson brothers are here to give you an insight into their working life!